Interview for district- complete
Parent teacher conferences- this week
2 day break- this week
Spring break- a few weeks away
I am ready for spring. But you know you are a teacher when...
-You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which
one belongs to the child out of line.
-You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
-You walk into a store and hear the words “It’s Mr/Ms.
_______” and know you have been spotted.
-You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one
time or another.
-You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty minutes.
-You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two
distinct times of the day: lunch and planning period.
-You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely,
you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the
classroom.
-You want to hit the next person that says “Must be nice to
work 8 to 3 and have summers off.”
-You believe chocolate is a food group.
-You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking
outside.
-You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct
their behavior when you are out in public.
-You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
-You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your
own needs.
-You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at
least five items!
-You ask your friends if the left hand they just made was a “good
choice or a bad choice.”
-You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils.
-You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
-You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a
certain way after meeting his or her parents.
